lifes too short to even care at all.

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kia-kaha-winchesters:

nochancemartian:

toukos:

what if u walked into class and the substitute teacher was ur icon

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13mph:

In 4th grade I pointed out two mistakes my teacher made on a worksheet and she looked me dead in the eye and said, “You’re not perfect either, Andrew” and I’m still not over that.

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houch:

If Mr Brightside ever starts playing, and you don’t stop everything you’re doing and sing at the top of your lungs, you aren’t living life properly.

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leo-las:

ironinkpen:

Okay so you know these glasses right?

I was in class and I put them on. And, being the dramatic smartass I am I turned to my friend and said, with the most conviction I could muster, “Behold- I am now ten times funnier.”

And she looked at me- looked at me dead in the eyes- and said very seriously:

“Ten times zero… is still zero”

Your friend just went up all the levels

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esexist:

yeah there are a lot of fish in the sea but how many have low standards

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fake-mermaid:

the first time i saw this i actually laughed for an hour

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lirrylirry:

85 YEAR OLD BEST FRIENDS OH MY GOD PLEASE JUST WATCH THIS

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terraforce:

This is the only post on this site I care about

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holdmypurse:

celebrityydreams:

suckmydickyoubitch:

hesgorgousandnaked:

returnofleking:

This was my reaction the entire time I was watching this 

She would of took off her shoes the 2nd time lmao

Oh my god take them off!!! LOL

lmfao the ultimate struggle

Now what came into her mind to run, when she knew she couldn’t even walk in them on the field? Girl hit that struggle walk like she just imagined the student loan debt she about to pay. Them shoes looked cute tho

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